Wise words
For the same reason I won't display Koi car stickers or have a " KOI " personalised car registration number plate,
if they know you are out ............
NOT only for theft ....... but vandalism too
my biggest fear is kids throwing a bottle of fairy liquid over, hoping it will land in the waterfall
they do it every week in the public fountains, to watch the soapsuds grow !
worse still a bottle of bleach
A 7foot 6inch perimeter wall and 16 feet high bamboo hopefully make it more difficult !
I may be old and past my sell by date now .... but I used to throw javelin discus and shot at school,
and I can't get a clean fairy liquid bottle full of water to go in the pond / waterfall from outside the wall !!!
With these things in mind .......
I tell no strangers about keeping Koi .......
any visiting tradesmen ALWAYS comment " these cost £thousands don't they ? "
I always reply: " they can do, but it's like dogs, these are worthless !!! ..... an equivalent of a Crufts winner can be expensive ........
you can buy these for £3 in a garden centre mate ! ..... they grow fast ! but still worth nothing ! certainly not worth going to jail for ! ......
besides which I've CCTV cameras outside ( true )........ and the Mrs. is out with the dog ...... that would have their bloody arm off ! "
A beware of the dog sign on the front porch must surely be a deterrent ?
as hopefully one of the CCTV cameras on full show does. ( you can buy a camera and monitor now for £30 ! wireless too ! and work in the dark !
you can be watching tv, or in bed and just glance at the monitor anytime !
Security lights are another deterrent ........
it is impossible to get within 1o feet of my pond from any direction without switching it on ( £7.50 from Focus ! )
and handy if you want to do anything outside after dark !
I have other lights on a remote control ...... cheap as chips !
time switches ...... again the price of a packet of fags in Supermarkets, Focus, B+Q etc.
have my Granite Lanterns on these.
All of these things can be used to protect your car at the front too ! ....... even see who is at the door before thinking of answering it !
you can pretend you're out when the Mother in law calls !!!
Besides which ....... boys like their toys !
girls too ........ but theirs come from Anne Summers !
Peter
